I had to read this to believe it. 4 Foes at ONCE?! He has EARNED his new title!

Started by 1nfected, Jul 28, 2011, 01:19 AM

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1nfected

  Nikoms takes on 4 Foes and puts them face down in the fliPPin gutter!             ........this shit reads like some kinda Silly-Backwoods-Sci-fi Epic Novel...ill get the rite to this cap and turn it into a Movie. ........I AM VERY EXCITE!

::R???, ??? g??? ????r???????g::     Nikoms New title:  "?h? L?v???h??"


[HP=536/MA=62]:sw
Sneaking...
 
Mithril Mine Tunnel
 
Obvious exits: northeast, southeast, southwest
 
The room is dimly lit
[HP=536/MA=62]:track duhh
Duhh went northeast from here.
Duhh went southwest from here.
Duhh went southeast from here.
Duhh went northeast from here.
Duhh went southwest from here.
 
You hear movement to the southwest.
 
[HP=536/MA=62]:hid
Attempting to hide...
[HP=536/MA=62]:sw
 
bs mers
 
Sneaking...
 
Mithril Mine Tunnel
 
Also here: Mersinary, A, Catface, Duhh, HULK, big brain eater.
 
Obvious exits: northeast, southwest
 
A dark cloud passes over you
 
*Combat Engaged*
 
Duhh lunges at at big brain eater!
 
The big brain eater slashes you with its claws for 10 damage!
 
Mersinary swipes at at big brain eater, but he dodges out of the way!
Mersinary swipes at at big brain eater, but he dodges out of the way!
Mersinary swipes at at big brain eater, but he dodges out of the way!
Mersinary swipes at at big brain eater, but he dodges out of the way!
 
Mersinary whaps big brain eater for 13 damage!
A kicks big brain eater for 10 damage!
A critically kicks big brain eater for 66 damage!
 
A swings at big brain eater, but he dodges out of the way!
A swings at big brain eater, but he dodges out of the way!
 
Catface jabs big brain eater for 13 damage!
 
Catface lunges at at big brain eater, but he dodges out of the way!
 
Catface cuts big brain eater for 7 damage!
 
Catface lunges at at big brain eater, but he dodges out of the way!
Catface lunges at at big brain eater, but he dodges out of the way!
 
HULK slashes big brain eater for 24 damage!
 
HULK swings at at big brain eater, but he dodges out of the way!
HULK swings at at big brain eater, but he dodges out of the way!
HULK swings at at big brain eater, but he dodges out of the way!
 
HULK cuts big brain eater for 24 damage!
 
The brain-eater splatters with the final blow.
 
You critically hack Mersinary for 74 damage!
A brilliant beam zaps Mersinary for 15 damage!
You impale Mersinary for 18 damage!
A brilliant beam zaps Mersinary for 13 damage!
You hack Mersinary for 16 damage!
You impale Mersinary for 26 damage!
You impale Mersinary for 27 damage!
A brilliant beam zaps Mersinary for 15 damage!
Mersinary
just left to the southwest.
 
You hear movement to the southwest.
 
A just left to the southwest.
 
Duhh just left to the southwest.
 
HULK just disconnected!!!
 
[HP=526/MA=62]:sw
 
*Combat Off*
 
You hear movement to the southwest.
 
Sneaking...
 
Mithril Mine Tunnel
 
Also here: Mersinary, A, Catface, Duhh, nasty shapeshifter.
 
Obvious exits: west, northeast
 
The room is dimly lit
 
Catface moves to attack nasty shapeshifter.
 
Broadcast from Lucifer "lol"
 
[HP=526/MA=62]:ne
Sneaking...
 
Mithril Mine Tunnel
 
Obvious exits: northeast, southwest
 
The room is dimly lit
[HP=526/MA=62]:sw
Sneaking...
 
Mithril Mine Tunnel
 
Also here: Mersinary, A, Catface, Duhh, nasty shapeshifter.
 
Obvious exits: west, northeast
 
The room is dimly lit
[HP=526/MA=62]:bs mers
 
*Combat Engaged*
 
Mersinary casts healing rain on the room!
 
Mersinary moves to attack nasty shapeshifter.
 
The nasty shapeshifter lunges at Mersinary!
 
The nasty shapeshifter rips Mersinary for 5 damage!
The nasty shapeshifter chops Mersinary for 25 damage!
 
Mersinary swipes at at nasty shapeshifter!
Mersinary swipes at at nasty shapeshifter!
Mersinary swipes at at nasty shapeshifter!
Mersinary swipes at at nasty shapeshifter!
Mersinary swipes at at nasty shapeshifter!
A swings at nasty shapeshifter!
 
A critically kicks nasty shapeshifter for 71 damage!
A kicks nasty shapeshifter for 9 damage!
A kicks nasty shapeshifter for 21 damage!
 
A swings at nasty shapeshifter!
Catface lunges at at nasty shapeshifter!
Catface lunges at at nasty shapeshifter!
 
Catface jabs nasty shapeshifter for 5 damage!
Catface critically stabs nasty shapeshifter for 69 damage!
 
Catface lunges at at nasty shapeshifter!
 
Duhh critically cuts nasty shapeshifter for 39 damage!
 
The shapeshifter dissolves into a pile of steaming goo.
 
You slash Mersinary for 13 damage!
You impale Mersinary for 11 damage!
You critically slash Mersinary for 100 damage!
 
Mersinary drops to the ground!
 
Mersinary is dead.
 
Nikoms just *CENSORED* Mersinary!
 
*Combat Off*
 
Mersinary is dead.
 
Mersinary gossips: Nikoms > Mersinary...*CENSORED*!!!
 
[HP=534/MA=68]:sw
There is no exit in that direction!
 
Catface picks up long golden staff.
Catface picks up mine pass.
Catface picks up golden armbands.
Catface picks up silver bracelet.
 
[HP=534/MA=68]:
 
Mithril Mine Tunnel
 
You notice black star key, silver gloves, runed cowl, runed robes, cloth pants,
sandals, golden vial, blackened dirk, crimson cloak, fur-lined pouch, rope and
grapple, gold ring, 2 adamantite rings, dragontooth trident, 2 torchs here.
 
Also here: A, Catface, Duhh.
 
Obvious exits: west, northeast
 
The room is dimly lit
[HP=534/MA=68]:ne
 
Mithril Mine Tunnel
 
Obvious exits: northeast, southwest
 
The room is dimly lit
[HP=534/MA=68]:sn
Attempting to sneak...
[HP=534/MA=68]:sw
 
hid
 
Sneaking...
 
Mithril Mine Tunnel
 
You notice black star key, silver gloves, runed cowl, runed robes, cloth pants,
sandals, golden vial, blackened dirk, crimson cloak, fur-lined pouch, rope and
grapple, gold ring, 2 adamantite rings, dragontooth trident, 2 torchs here.
 
Also here: A, Catface, Duhh.
 
Obvious exits: west, northeast
 
The room is dimly lit
Attempting to hide...
[HP=534/MA=68]:bs duhh
 
A dark cloud passes over you
 
*Combat Engaged*
 
You surprise slash Duhh for 206 damage!
 
[HP=534/MA=68]:break
 
*Combat Off*
 
[HP=534/MA=68]:hid
Attempting to hide...
[HP=534/MA=68]:bs duhh
 
*Combat Engaged*
 
Duhh stops to rest.
 
You swing at at Duhh!
 
[HP=534/MA=68]:break
 
*Combat Off*
 
[HP=534/MA=68]:hid
Attempting to hide...
[HP=534/MA=68]:bs duhh
 
*Combat Engaged*
 
You surprise slash Duhh for 205 damage!
 
Duhh drops to the ground!
 
Duhh is dead.
 
Nikoms just raped Duhh!
 
*Combat Off*
 
Duhh is dead.
 
Duhh just disconnected!!!
 
Lucifer gossips: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA... (2 mins later) HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA  (1 h
 
r later) HAHHAHAHHA
 
Mersinary gossips: Nikoms > Duhh...raped!!!
 
A picks up some platinum pieces
A picks up some gold crowns
 
[HP=534/MA=68]:hid
Attempting to hide...
 
Catface picks up mine pass.
 
[HP=534/MA=68]:
 
Mithril Mine Tunnel
 
You notice 7 silver nobles, 8 copper farthings, 2 black star keys, silver
gloves, runed cowl, runed robes, cloth pants, sandals, golden vial, 2 blackened
dirks, crimson cloak, fur-lined pouch, 2 rope and grapples, gold ring, 3
adamantite rings, dragontooth trident, 2 torchs, black serpent key, fingerbone
bracelet, shadow cloak, elven boots, golden snake earrings, crimson bracers,
mithril ring, wyvernhide tunic, black leather belt, wyvernhide helm here.
 
Also here: A, Catface.
 
Obvious exits: west, northeast
 
The room is dimly lit
[HP=534/MA=68]:bs a
 
A dark cloud passes over you
 
*Combat Engaged*
 
You swing at at A!
 
[HP=536/MA=74]:break
 
*Combat Off*
 
[HP=536/MA=74]:hid
Attempting to hide...
[HP=536/MA=74]:bs a
 
*Combat Engaged*
 
You surprise hack A for 203 damage!
 
A invokes the way of the swan!
 
A moves to attack you!
The forces of nature leave you.
 
A kicks you for 9 damage!
 
A swing at you, but you dodge out of the way!
 
A kicks you for 11 damage!
A kicks you for 15 damage!
You critically slash A for 82 damage!
You hack A for 11 damage!
You slash A for 13 damage!
You slash A for 21 damage!
 
A drops to the ground!
 
You critically hack A for 59 damage!
A is dead.
 
Nikoms just raped A!
 
*Combat Off*
 
A just disconnected!!!
 
Mersinary gossips: Nikoms > A...raped!!!
 
[HP=501/MA=74]:
 
Mithril Mine Tunnel
 
You notice 5 platinum pieces, 96 gold crowns, 7 silver nobles, 8 copper
farthings, 3 black star keys, silver gloves, runed cowl, runed robes, cloth
pants, 2 sandals, golden vial, 3 blackened dirks, crimson cloak, fur-lined
pouch, 3 rope and grapples, gold ring, 4 adamantite rings, dragontooth trident,
47 torchs, black serpent key, 2 fingerbone bracelets, shadow cloak, elven
boots, golden snake earrings, 2 crimson bracers, 2 mithril rings, wyvernhide
tunic, black leather belt, wyvernhide helm, golden amulet, silk cape, skullcap,
silk gloves, silk trousers, 2 black diamonds, lantern, mine pass, carved ivory
mask, belt of might, gilded robes here.
 
Also here: Catface.
 
Obvious exits: west, northeast
 
The room is dimly lit
[HP=501/MA=74]:hid
Attempting to hide...
 
Catface picks up mine pass.
 
Teferi just disconnected!!!
 
Catface picks up some platinum pieces
Catface picks up some gold crowns
 
[HP=501/MA=74]:bs c
Lucifer gossips:
HAHHAHAHHA (3 years later) HAHHA
 
A dark cloud passes over you
 
*Combat Engaged*
 
You surprise hack Catface for 188 damage!
 
[HP=501/MA=74]:break
 
*Combat Off*
 
[HP=501/MA=74]:hid
Attempting to hide...
[HP=501/MA=74]:bs c
 
*Combat Engaged*
 
You surprise slash Catface for 171 damage!
 
Catface drops to the ground!
 
Catface is dead.
 
Nikoms just molested Catface!
 
*Combat Off*
 
Catface is dead.
 
Mersinary gossips: Nikoms > Catface...molested!!!
 
[HP=501/MA=74]:
 
Mithril Mine Tunnel
 
You notice 8 platinum pieces, 146 gold crowns, 16 silver nobles, 8 copper
farthings, 5 black star keys, silver gloves, runed cowl, runed robes, cloth
pants, 2 sandals, golden vial, 4 blackened dirks, crimson cloak, fur-lined
pouch, 4 rope and grapples, gold ring, 5 adamantite rings, dragontooth trident,
47 torchs, black serpent key, 3 fingerbone bracelets, shadow cloak, 2 elven
boots, golden snake earrings, 3 crimson bracers, 2 mithril rings, wyvernhide
tunic, black leather belt, wyvernhide helm, golden amulet, 2 silk capes,
skullcap, silk gloves, silk trousers, 2 black diamonds, lantern, carved ivory
mask, belt of might, gilded robes, blackened wrist guard, shortsword, 3 fine
broadswords, 2 golden armbands, gianthair vest, padded black boots, hard
leather helm, hard leather gauntlets, grey rolled parchment, 4 mine pass, long
golden staff, silver bracelet here.
 
Obvious exits: west, northeast
 
The room is dimly lit
[HP=501/MA=74]:gos >?
Lucifer gossips:
HAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHHAHAH
 
Nikoms gossips: >?
 
[HP=501/MA=74]:
 
Mithril Mine Tunnel
 
You notice 8 platinum pieces, 146 gold crowns, 16 silver nobles, 8 copper
farthings, 5 black star keys, silver gloves, runed cowl, runed robes, cloth
pants, 2 sandals, golden vial, 4 blackened dirks, crimson cloak, fur-lined
pouch, 4 rope and grapples, gold ring, 5 adamantite rings, dragontooth trident,
47 torchs, black serpent key, 3 fingerbone bracelets, shadow cloak, 2 elven
boots, golden snake earrings, 3 crimson bracers, 2 mithril rings, wyvernhide
tunic, black leather belt, wyvernhide helm, golden amulet, 2 silk capes,
skullcap, silk gloves, silk trousers, 2 black diamonds, lantern, carved ivory
mask, belt of might, gilded robes, blackened wrist guard, shortsword, 3 fine
broadswords, 2 golden armbands, gianthair vest, padded black boots, hard
leather helm, hard leather gauntlets, grey rolled parchment, 4 mine pass, long
golden staff, silver bracelet here.
 
Obvious exits: west, northeast
 
The room is dimly lit
Lucifer gossips:
?
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pentagruel

The megamud of the leader of the group hung on site, and the rest just sat there.  The fact that you deemed this worthy of posting shows that you are an absolutely pathetic pvper.  Next time just post a cap of yourself killing a dark cultist.  It is just as impressive.  There wasnt even anything decent in the equip drops to brag about.

Tank

4 foes at once?  no.

You fought one person in the group.
Dumbass.

Tank

Quote from: Lucifer on Jul 29, 2011, 07:20 PM
A attacked back  besides this shit was top notch, it tops the luci beating easys crew solo because nicky shut the loudest biggest mouth breathing mouths right the fuck up. Rip dumbassicles

After today, at about 9:30 pm you lost all bragging rights.