--Natalie Kills Roadshow 2009--

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Back again for your viewing pleasure, with a brand new KILL #9!

This new capture (KILL #9) has some surprise appearances and an unexpected outcome (for me anyway).


KILL #1

[HP=578/KAI=2]:ju Natalie
A dark cloud passes over you
*Combat Engaged*
King casts hold person on Natalie!
[HP=578/KAI=2]:
Giant Fortress, Path of Bones
You notice 46 gold crowns, 265 silver nobles here.
Also here: Natalie*, Musty, King, Glados, Leroy*, Fattore*.
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west
King moves to attack Natalie.
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 125 damage!
You jumpkick Natalie for 17 damage!
You swing at Natalie!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 150 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 110 damage!
Musty skewers Natalie for 6 damage!
Musty pierces Natalie for 23 damage!
Musty critically impales Natalie for 95 damage!
Musty critically skewers Natalie for 129 damage!
Natalie drops to the ground!
Natalie is dead.
*Combat Off*
Natalie is dead.
[HP=578/KAI=2]:
Giant Fortress, Path of Bones
You notice 17 platinum pieces, 155 gold crowns, 265 silver nobles, leather
belt, gunsen, cat's-eye pendant, multicoloured sash, adamantite key, 4 moldy
keys, amethyst ring, fingerbone bracelet, diamond, 3 golden idols, 2 scroll of
wrathful curses, astral trousers, emerald-studded bracelet, mine pass, carved
ivory mask, skeleton key, pine wand, winged sandals, astral gloves, skullcap,
shadow cloak, starsteel mace, sapphire ring, 15 scroll of blurs, black star
key, greasy leather bracelet, crimson bracers, 4 blue keys, 4 ornate blue keys, ninja battle armour,
rope and grapple here.
Also here: Musty, King*, Glados, Leroy*, Fattore*.
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west


KILL #2

[HP=578/KAI=11]:sea
You notice 6 gold crowns, 434 silver nobles, wooden skiff here.
[HP=578/KAI=11]:sea
You see Natalie hiding in the shadows.
Natalie just left to the east.
[HP=578/KAI=11]:e
Giant Fortress, Massive Gate
You notice 63 gold crowns, 306 silver nobles here.
Obvious exits: east, open gate west, northeast, southeast
King walks into the room from the west.
Glados walks into the room from the west.
Leroy walks into the room from the west.
Leroy moves to attack Natalie.
King casts hold person on Natalie!
[HP=578/KAI=11]:w
King moves to attack Natalie.
King impales Natalie for 20 damage!
King pierces Natalie for 17 damage!
King critically impales Natalie for 159 damage!
King pierces Natalie for 19 damage!
King critically impales Natalie for 161 damage!
Leroy skewers Natalie for 22 damage!
Leroy critically impales Natalie for 167 damage!
Leroy pierces Natalie for 23 damage!
Natalie drops to the ground!
Leroy pierces Natalie for 24 damage!
Natalie is dead.
Natalie is dead.
Natalie is dead.


KILL #3

King moves to attack Natalie.
Giant Fortress, Massive Gate
You notice 282 gold crowns, 306 silver nobles, giantwood club here.
Also here: Musty, King*, Glados, Leroy*, Natalie.
Obvious exits: east, open gate west, northeast, southeast
Leroy moves to attack Natalie.
King moves to attack Natalie.
King moves to attack Natalie.
Natalie moves to attack King.
Musty surprise skewers Natalie for 238 damage!
You throw a net at Natalie and entangle them!
King impales Natalie for 11 damage!
King pierces Natalie for 14 damage!
King critically impales Natalie for 176 damage!
King skewers Natalie for 19 damage!
King pierces Natalie for 19 damage!
Leroy pierces Natalie for 24 damage!
Leroy impales Natalie for 41 damage!
Natalie drops to the ground!
Leroy skewers Natalie for 28 damage!
Natalie is dead.
*Combat Off*
Natalie is dead.
Natalie is dead.


KILL #4

*Combat Engaged*
Mersinary just left the Realm.
King moves to attack Natalie.
King moves to attack Natalie.
Musty moves to attack Natalie.
nasty hill giant shaman attempts to cast splinterstorm on King, but fails.
The nasty hill giant shaman swipes at Musty with their giantwood club, but he dodges!
The nasty hill giant shaman swipes at Musty with their giantwood club, but he dodges!
angry hill giant shaman attempts to cast splinterstorm on Musty, but fails.
You jumpkick Natalie for 24 damage!
You jumpkick Natalie for 44 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 134 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 119 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 179 damage!
King critically skewers Natalie for 129 damage!
Natalie drops to the ground!
Natalie is dead.
*Combat Off*
Natalie is dead.


KILL #5

*Combat Engaged*
You jumpkick Natalie for 54 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 132 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 215 damage!
You jumpkick Natalie for 28 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 149 damage!
King casts hold person on Natalie!
King moves to attack Natalie.
King moves to attack Natalie.
Musty moves to attack Natalie.
King moves to attack Natalie.
[HP=585/KAI=29]:
Barren Hills, Fortress Gate
You notice 51 gold crowns, 292 silver nobles here.
Also here: Natalie*, King*, Musty*, Glados.
Obvious exits: north, south, open gate east
Musty moves to attack Natalie.
King moves to attack Natalie.
*Combat Off*
Natalie drops to the ground!
Natalie just disconnected!!!

Natalie just entered the Realm.
[HP=585/KAI=30]:ju Natalie
A dark cloud passes over you
Your black and white serpent ring has been removed.
*Combat Engaged*
King casts hold person on Natalie!
King moves to attack Natalie.
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 126 damage!
Natalie is dead.
*Combat Off*
Natalie is dead.
Natalie is dead.


KILL #6

[HP=575/KAI=32]:ju Natalie
A dark cloud passes over you
*Combat Engaged*
[HP=575/KAI=32]:bg weren't in room
Shrek gangpaths: weren't in room
[HP=575/KAI=32]:
Giant Fortress, Path of Bones
You notice 143 gold crowns, 535 silver nobles here.
Also here: King*, Glados, Musty*, Natalie*.
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west
King moves to attack Natalie.
King moves to attack Natalie.
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 132 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 151 damage!
Natalie drops to the ground!
Natalie is dead.
*Combat Off*
Natalie is dead.
Natalie is dead.
Natalie just disconnected!!!


KILL #7

Giant Fortress, Path of Bones
You notice 144 gold crowns, 562 silver nobles here.
Also here: King*, Glados.
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west
A hill giant stomps into the room!
A hill giant shaman stomps into the room!
[HP=575/KAI=32]:
Giant Fortress, Path of Bones
You notice 144 gold crowns, 562 silver nobles here.
Also here: King*, Glados, Natalie*, angry hill giant, small hill giant shaman.
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west
[HP=575/KAI=32]:ju Natalie
*Combat Engaged*
The angry hill giant swipes at Glados with their giantwood club, but he dodges!
The angry hill giant swipes at Glados with their giantwood club!
The angry hill giant swipes at Glados with their giantwood club!
The small hill giant shaman swipes at you with their giantwood club, but you dodge!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 121 damage!
You jumpkick Natalie for 34 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 156 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 152 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 134 damage!
Natalie drops to the ground!
Musty moves to attack Natalie.
Glados moves to attack small hill giant shaman.
Glados moves to attack small hill giant shaman.
King casts hold person on Natalie!
[HP=575/KAI=32]:
Giant Fortress, Path of Bones
You notice 144 gold crowns, 562 silver nobles here.
Also here: King*, Glados, Musty*, Natalie*, angry hill giant, small hill giant
shaman.
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west
King moves to attack Natalie.
[HP=575/KAI=32]:ju
*Combat Off*
*Combat Engaged*
[HP=575/KAI=32]:ju
*Combat Off*
*Combat Engaged*
King moves to attack Natalie.
Giant Fortress, Path of Bones
You notice 144 gold crowns, 562 silver nobles here.
Also here: King*, Glados, Musty*, Natalie*, angry hill giant, small hill giant
shaman.
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west
You no longer feel safe from evil!
The way of the bear wears off.
*Combat Off*
Natalie is dead.
Natalie is dead.
Natalie is dead.
Natalie just disconnected!!!


KILL #8

This is the best one, solo, one round - game over. And yeah, 484? Ha, try 622 you useless fuck

Giant Fortress, Path of Bones
You notice 158 gold crowns, 659 silver nobles here.
Also here: Natalie*, Glados, thin hill giant shaman.
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west
The thin hill giant shaman swipes at you with their giantwood club, but you dodge!
The thin hill giant shaman swipes at you with their giantwood club!
The thin hill giant shaman swipes at you with their giantwood club, but you dodge!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 151 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 242 damage!
You critically jumpkick Natalie for 229 damage!
Natalie drops to the ground!
Natalie is dead.
*Combat Off*
Natalie is dead.
Natalie is dead.


KILL #9

Mithril Mine, Cart Ramp
You notice room ticket here.
Obvious exits: south, northwest, up
Natalie just entered the Realm.
Natalie walks into the room from nowhere.
Musty moves to attack Natalie.
[HP=610/KAI=39]:ju natal
A dark cloud passes over you
Your black and white serpent ring has been removed.
*Combat Engaged*
[HP=600/KAI=39]:
Mithril Mine, Cart Ramp
You notice room ticket here.
Also here: Musty*, Natalie*.
Obvious exits: south, northwest, up
Natalie moves to attack you!
[PVP detected! (03:37 am)]
[HP=600/KAI=39]:par
The following people are in your travel party:
  Shrek                         (Mystic)     [M: 92%] [H:100%]   - Frontrank
  Musty Sacks                   (Ninja)               [H:100%]   - Frontrank
Natalie moves to attack you!
[HP=600/KAI=39]:gb {Being attacked by Natalie}
Shrek gangpaths: {Being attacked by Natalie}
[HP=600/KAI=39]:.@kill Natalie
You say "@kill Natalie"
[HP=600/KAI=39]:ju Natalie
*Combat Off*
*Combat Engaged*
Natalie moves to attack you!
[HP=600/KAI=39]:hide
Attempting to hide... You don't think you are hidden.
[HP=600/KAI=39]:ju Natalie
*Combat Off*
*Combat Engaged*
Musty says (to you) "{no - party defence disabled}"
[HP=600/KAI=39]:
Mithril Mine, Cart Ramp
You notice room ticket here.
Also here: Musty*, Natalie*.
Obvious exits: south, northwest, up
Musty critically cuts Natalie for 129 damage!
Musty critically cleaves Natalie for 121 damage!
Musty critically cleaves Natalie for 153 damage!
Musty critically cleaves Natalie for 106 damage!
Musty chops Natalie for 37 damage!
Natalie drops to the ground!
You jumpkick Natalie for 29 damage!
Natalie is dead.
*Combat Off*
Natalie is dead.
Natalie is dead.
Musty picks up black star key.
Mithril Mine, Cart Ramp
You notice 17 platinum pieces, 76 gold crowns, 98 room tickets, lionskin belt,
black dragon tabi, red rock key, silversilk tunic, silver ring, iron earrings,
copper ring, iron ring, silversilk trousers, black star key, etched adamant
greatsword, mine pass, 2 gold jeweled rings here.
Also here: Musty*.
Obvious exits: south, northwest, up
Duhh moves to attack you!
[PVP detected! (03:37 am)]
Musty telepaths: {command invalid or not allowed}
Musty telepaths: {command invalid or not allowed}
[HP=600/KAI=39]:hide
Attempting to hide... You don't think you are hidden.
[HP=600/KAI=39]:ju Natalie
Your command had no effect.
Musty moves to attack Duhh.
[HP=600/KAI=39]:ju Natalie
Your command had no effect.
[HP=600/KAI=39]:i
You are carrying 72 platinum pieces, 50 gold crowns, skullcap (Head), astral
gloves (Hands), prismatic slippers (Feet), ivory bracers (Arms), peasant cloak
(Back), phoenix feather (Neck), astral trousers (Legs), astral robes (Torso),
sunstone wristband (Wrist), gold emblem (Worn), mine pass, black and white
serpent ring, gold keyring, ruby-eyed skull ring, rope and grapple,
emerald-studded bracelet
You have the following keys: black serpent key, black star key.
Wealth: 725000 copper farthings
Encumbrance: 564/10680 - None [5%]
[HP=600/KAI=39]:gb {Being attacked by Duhh}
Shrek gangpaths: {Being attacked by Duhh}
[HP=600/KAI=39]:.@kill Duhh
You say "@kill Duhh"
Musty says (to you) "{no - party defence disabled}"
[HP=600/KAI=39]:
Mithril Mine, Cart Ramp
You notice 17 platinum pieces, 76 gold crowns, 98 room tickets, lionskin belt,
black dragon tabi, red rock key, silversilk tunic, silver ring, iron earrings,
copper ring, iron ring, silversilk trousers, black star key, etched adamant
greatsword, mine pass, 2 gold jeweled rings here.
Also here: Musty*, Duhh.
Obvious exits: south, northwest, up
[HP=600/KAI=39]:
Mithril Mine, Cart Ramp
You notice 17 platinum pieces, 76 gold crowns, 98 room tickets, lionskin belt,
black dragon tabi, red rock key, silversilk tunic, silver ring, iron earrings,
copper ring, iron ring, silversilk trousers, black star key, etched adamant
greatsword, mine pass, 2 gold jeweled rings here.
Also here: Musty*, Duhh.
Obvious exits: south, northwest, up
Musty cuts Duhh for 16 damage!
Musty cuts Duhh for 25 damage!
Musty chops Duhh for 24 damage!
Musty cuts Duhh for 21 damage!
Musty chops Duhh for 12 damage!
Duhh cuts you for 25 damage!
Duhh cuts you for 30 damage!
Duhh critically chops you for 150 damage!
Duhh cuts you for 26 damage!
Duhh chops you for 19 damage!
[HP=350/KAI=39]:hide
Attempting to hide... You don't think you are hidden.
[HP=350/KAI=39]:ju Duhh
*Combat Engaged*
[HP=350/KAI=39]:hide
Attempting to hide... You don't think you are hidden.
Duhh is looking at you.
[HP=350/KAI=39]:
Mithril Mine, Cart Ramp
You notice 17 platinum pieces, 76 gold crowns, 98 room tickets, lionskin belt,
black dragon tabi, red rock key, silversilk tunic, silver ring, iron earrings,
copper ring, iron ring, silversilk trousers, black star key, etched adamant
greatsword, mine pass, 2 gold jeweled rings here.
Also here: Musty*, Duhh*.
Obvious exits: south, northwest, up
[HP=350/KAI=39]:
Mithril Mine, Cart Ramp
You notice 17 platinum pieces, 76 gold crowns, 98 room tickets, lionskin belt,
black dragon tabi, red rock key, silversilk tunic, silver ring, iron earrings,
copper ring, iron ring, silversilk trousers, black star key, etched adamant
greatsword, mine pass, 2 gold jeweled rings here.
Also here: Musty*, Duhh*.
Obvious exits: south, northwest, up
[HP=350/KAI=39]:hide
Attempting to hide... You don't think you are hidden.
[HP=350/KAI=39]:ju Duhh
*Combat Off*
*Combat Engaged*
Musty cuts Duhh for 31 damage!
Musty cleaves Duhh for 26 damage!
Musty cuts Duhh for 22 damage!
Musty cuts Duhh for 23 damage!
Musty chops Duhh for 12 damage!
You jumpkick Duhh for 41 damage!
You jumpkick Duhh for 19 damage!
You jumpkick Duhh for 33 damage!
You jumpkick Duhh for 39 damage!
You critically jumpkick Duhh for 142 damage!
Duhh critically cuts you for 163 damage!
Duhh cleaves you for 23 damage!
Duhh cleaves you for 37 damage!
Duhh critically cuts you for 156 damage!
You drop to the ground!
*Combat Off*
Duhh critically cleaves you for 163 damage!
You have been killed!
[Session ended (03:37 am)]
You are no longer following Shrek.
You have been killed!
You have been killed!
Earthen Tomb
Obvious exits: up


Musty and Shrek killed Natalie, Duhh killed Shrek, Musty killed Duhh. Can't say I expected to see Duhh pop up - nice work, nice rounds.

COMING SOON to the Natalie Kills Roadshow - KILL #10

[Excarkun]

Well think the show is over.. Damn ...